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2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
In 6 months time, it’s the 18th December 2013.
I just did this. Legit.
the fuck
Clearly this is black magic at work here
been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way
WHAT THE SHIT
My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’
I’m going to have to try this!
How to make a Watermelon Keg.
Wash the watermelon and gently remove the top. Then scoop out the watermelon flesh. Just like carving a pumpkin—only wetter—scoop out as much flesh as possible with an ice cream scoop or large spoon. Make a hole toward the bottom portion of the watermelon using an apple corer. A hole approximately two to three inches (5 to 7.5cm) from the base of the watermelon is appropriate. Make the keg hole the same size as the spigot line. You will want to fit the spigot snugly into the hole created by the corer, but not so large that a gap is created. Fill the fruit keg with your favorite punch recipe. A punch recipe that infuses watermelon or watermelon flavors would be most desirable, but any punch recipe will work.
side note: you know, if alcohol isnt for you, you can fill this thing with lemonade or water or something instead. Don’t hate.
